All the HIPPEST HOT-STEPPERS are dressed in MESSWEAR™!

Official MESSWEAR-BRAND MERCH can be purchased directly at this website, or in the Annoyance Theater's lobby during the duration of the festival... while supplies last!


You've seen the shows. You've witnessed the comedy. You've lived and breathed the Mess... but it's not enough. You have to go deeper. Fear not... 

We've built MESSWEAR from the ground up for those in your exact situation. This three-shirt assortment has been scientifically formulated to satisfy your unending need for more comedy (at least, until next year...). Peruse the catalog. Pick your favorite and wear it 'til it's bare. Plug In To MESSWEAR™.